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me: hot blonde doctors rule ;(
shane: who cares if she likes jason mraz, shes a girl shes supposed to like shitty music
me: yeah, but she said she didn't know what techno was ;(
shane: girls who like good music are usually ugly or whores
me: lol!!
me: i just told her that..and she agreed. thats a nice line of wisdom!

-- later

shane: if i ever get married i want to have a few best men, but at least you know you're the one that makes it ...
me: ..i think those are called Groomsmen ;p
me: if i ever get married, i wont have a best man, and my bitch of a wife wont have any bridesmaids either. im going to have a judge marry me in a court room with the scales of justice behind me.
shane: lol